What movies have not aged well?

-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.

-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.

-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!

Why did lobsters evolve bright colors if they are neither poisonous nor venomous?

-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?

A View to a Kill

Dr No

Which Bibles can one read and be confident they are reading the inerrant word of God?

-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”

-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.

Breakfast at Tiffany’s

I'm pretty sure that my dog is transgender, how would I go about transitioning it?

-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.

-”She is very sexyful!”

-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.

Why is Canada letting too many Indians in Canada?

Live and Let Die

-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.

-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.

Can they start feeding only one meal to prisoners on death row or those doing a life sentence? Because only then will it be real punishment. If they want extra food they can work or pay from their own pocket.

Goldfinger

Moonraker

-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…

What is the most craziest dream you ever had?

-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.

-J W Pepper

-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”

Why aren't U.S. prisons more like Marine Corps boot camp, were every second of the day there are mandatory activities so that at night everyone is so tired they go to sleep until wakeup at 5:30 am? Would this make prisons safer for all?

Octopussy

Diamonds Are Forever

-Choo Me? Hai Fat?

How do I run away? I'm 15 and live in Oklahoma.

The Living Daylights & Rambo III

On Her Majesty’s Secret Service

-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd

What contributed to the popularity of The Beatles' song 'Yesterday'? Was it due to its simplicity, lyrics, or other factors?

-Bond slapping Tracy.

-Two words. Mickey Rooney.

From Russia With Love

Is it possible to revive a dead person in real life with black magic?

-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.

You Only Live Twice

-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…

What kind of person makes you think "how come there are people like that"?

The Man with the Golden Gun

-All the bad guys are black.

-”Ah so!”